Food & Drink

Cards Against Calloohmanity Menu

A cocktail menu for horrible people – with hilariously named drinks, dangerously good cocktails, and cheeky bar snacks. From “My Relationship Status” to “Getting In Her Pants, Politely,” our drinks mix top-shelf spirits with unapologetic humour. Paired with bold bites like Korean Fried Chicken and Rosemary Fries, it’s your next unforgettable night out at Callooh Callay Chelsea.

Bottled Cocktail Menu

Perfectly pre-batched, party-ready cocktails served in style. Choose from classics like Negroni, Daiquiri, or Pornstar Martini -beach bottle comes with the right garnishes, glasses, and ice to impress at home or at your event. Available in 700ml (serves 7–9) or 500ml (serves 5–7), it’s bar-quality mixology without the shake.